You’re just a person, standing in front of an idea, asking it to make you money💰
WEBSITE COPY, BUSINESS STRATEGY, DYNASTY SUCCESSION & MORE
Got a bad case of zero-sales? Customers churning faster than the easy cycle on your washing machine? Does copywriting make you want to vom’ all over your keyboard? Not a problem.
Select a service that fits your business-building dilemma, and let’s talk REVOLUTION.
£245 for 60min
The Hotline (ESEC Exclusive) ☎️
The World Health Organisation recommends 60 minutes of moderate-to-vigorous activity per day, and I recommend 60 minutes of moderate-to-vigorous trash talk per marketing problem.
I think we both know which one’s more important.
💬 I left that call knowing exactly what I had to do to un-shit-ify my sales page but without feeling like my brain was going to explode.
💬 If you want your business to flourish, get over a hurdle or propel you into receiving more bookings, then Nadia is for you!
💬 Nadia could charge a hell of a lot more than she does for this service, so book it right away - it's a steal!
💣 Book 60 minutes of my time, and I will annihilate your marketing problems. ONLY open to members of Extremely Secret Email Club.
£195 for 4-weeks PLUS Slack support
Hit Send: launch your newsletter 💌
A 4-week newsletter-launching course where, email by email, I’ll nudge you from quiet, drafts-folder dweller to send-button-smashing FREAK.
✔️ Your welcome sequence: activated.
✔️ Your email marketing? More regular than your morning bowel movement.
✔️ Your Instagram dependency: shrinking faster than a woolly jumper in a hot wash.
✔️ Fear of the send button? Absolutely 👏 f*cking 👏 obliterated 👏
💣 This email-based course is delivered as a 2-email per week, 8-email total course. If you do the work, you’ll build a slick newsletter, a 5-email welcome sequence AND get my eyes on your work throughout! If you’re a small, service-based biz owner, get your ass on my waitlist.
£750 all-in
Business Blitz 🌪
Let’s crouch behind a car and throw Molotov cocktails at your knackered business together!
👉 Your Business Blitz starts with a forensic investigation of your Biz so far. My intake form is as close as your biz will get to a real-life CSI autopsy.
👉 I find the cause of your business’s marketing and sales haemorrhage(s) and perform a bad-biz exorcism during a 90-minute Zoom rendezvous.
👉 3 days later, you get a Blitz In Action. What’s that? Only the most potent documentation you’ll ever get. It includes fixes for your messaging, marketing, services, systems, sales AND, yes, even your website.
👉 We meet twice more within the next 2 months for 2 x 30-minute Post-Blitz sessions where I review your changes, cheerlead your wins, and even help you with copy tweaks.
💣 You walk away feeling like Jason Statham after he slaughters a Megalodon cos your biz WERKS.
Shop my “insanely funny” biz-building workshops
Do you wish there was a place where you could swipe the stuff I teach my clients for, say, under 50 quid? Well, you’re in luck. I own a shop (not an actual brick-and-mortar one. I’m not a f*cking millionaire). And in that shop, you’ll find at least 3 workshops you can buy and watch with popcorn, a can of fizzy, and a notebook.
Did you come here looking for my Website Revamp service?
Yes, I’m a web copywriter, but I’ve also been in the industry for too long. I’m jaded. I need a break, and I’ve written 3 jzillion web pages over the past 6 years I’ve been in business, so (for now) I’m hanging up my website-writing jacket and taking a well-deserved break from long copy projects.
The cool bit? I’ve turned my considerable UX copywriting know-how into a wireframe and copywriting template so you can design, build and write a starter business website for less than £100.
Want to get your website-writing-mitts on it before anyone else?
Get on this waitlist:
If you’re reading this, then you’ve had enough🖕
+ You’re ready to step into a business that feels good, grabs attention and converts with ease.
If your business is confusing, then your audience will be confused, and the number one problem my clients all have in common is a communication block.
If you…
😓 Feel attacked when people ask what you do because you have no idea how to clearly articulate your offers, value, (and why YOUR version is more cash-worthy than the millions of other options out there)
😓 Have every intention of launching your new site/offer/blog/socials but keep finding yourself in procrastination city, watching Netflix and stress-eating Jammie Dodgers (maybe just me)
😓 Spend 75% of your business hours backspacing hundreds of would-be sentences that “just don’t feel right”
THEN IT’S TIME TO CALL IN SOME BACKUP
👉If you want to turn your content into audience-greeting, need-meeting, fun-to-read digital dynamite, then book me in for a consultation, and let’s talk about how we can get your business back on track.
Good things people say about me 🥰
I left our session knowing exactly what things I need to change on my website, and what pieces of copy just do not work.
Nadia let's you know when what you've written is really silly - but in the best way, that makes you laugh…Nadia could charge a hell of a lot more than she does for this service, so book it right away - it's a steal!
— Leigh Norén, Sex Therapist and Coach
The Hotline
Considering I've worked with Nadia* for two services now, plus a precursor before-marriage-we-had-a-baby hotline call, I feel like I know how she works, and I'm hooked.
From Hotline Call (thanks for picking up) to The Blitz to the Homepage Revamp, the flow felt as smooth as a river…Nadia is very clear about what you can expect ahead of each service, during each service, and after each service. It's almost like she planned her business beautifully, and has done this work before (she has, I'm just not subtle with my sarcasm).
— Hannah Michelotti, Public Speaking Coach
Hotline, Business Blitz, Homepage Revamp
I am beyond pleased with my new website
Nadia, it was so, so easy to work with you. Through incessant stalking of my profiles, you just *got* me, my brand and my tone of voice. I am beyond pleased with my new website and can't wait to watch the analytics (when it's all completely finished).
— Frances Barrett, The Social Brain
Homepage Revamp
FAQs
How soon can we work together?
I’m usually booked up for at least six weeks in advance, so even if you don’t plan to work together immediately, I recommend getting in touch to chat timelines and deadlines.
Can you design my website for me?
No, but I do offer template building support if we’re reworking your copy on a platform like Squarespace.
When do I give you my money?
I require upfront payment for all projects under £500. Projects over £500 can be paid 50/50. If we’re working on a monthly retainer, I’ll bill you monthly, (like your phone contract, but without the scary cancellation clause).
I don’t like what you’ve written, what do I do?
You get one round of feedback, and one round of applause for your honesty. If I don’t get critical input, I can’t make critical changes. I’ve yet to have a bad review 🤗
Can you build my website for me?
No. I offer UX/UI support in the form of high-fidelity wireframes to plot your new site copy, your information architecture (sitemap), and information hierarchy (visual arrangement of content to support easy navigation).
Can I have a discount?
No.