Hello from the other side (of your marketing problems)

The World Health Organization recommends 60-minutes of moderate-to-vigorous activity per day. Nadia Amer recommends 60-minutes of moderate-to-vigorous trash talk per marketing problem.

I think we both know which one’s more important.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your marketing.

And maybe you don’t want to touch it. Maybe it’s giving you IBS. Maybe you had a colonoscopy last year because you’re that stressed about it (maybe just me). Maybe you don’t want to pay me £5,000+ to rewrite your website, but you like my style?

Maybe all you want is someone to trauma dump your marketing misery on in exchange for some bloody solid advice.

And all for the price of less than 4 family platters at Nando’s (who the f*ck orders the family platter anyway?!)

But Nadia, what can we possibly do in 60-minutes?

I’m glad you asked.

👀 I can lend my eyes and expert opinion to your website copy. Want feedback? A second opinion on a headline? Maybe even some copy suggestions (if you link me to your site BEFORE a call).

🐕 I can be your emotional support dog. I won’t sniff your bum, but I will sniff out your marketing and sales stressors (and destroy them with my outrageously supportive attitude and nifty expertise).

🛒 Talk business services. Have an idea? Can’t seem to sell yours? Not sure how to begin communicating your service? We can talk it out.

👻 Spook the business conundrum that’s haunting your morning walk and creeping up on your lunch break (with spookily good advice).

🌀 You wanna spiral? I can do that with you too. Bad clients? Bad projects? Imposter Syndrome destroying your life? Let’s spin together! I have plenty of advice and probably illegal tips for dealing with work chaos (copywriters are especially welcome for this one).

📧 Micro email audit. Show me your emails, and I’ll show you how to make ‘em better.

  • I wish we could book a monthly Hotline until the end of time.

    Nadia really knows her shit when it comes to biz strategy, marketing, copywriting and the like, and has a wonderful ability to big you up while telling you how it is. As two founders who often live in our own echo chamber, it's invaluable to us to let others in but who is often a tricky decision to make. But Nadia just GETS IT. She puts in the work beforehand to make sure she understands the problem and the business well, so that the 60 minutes is faff-free and fully focused to solving problems and getting sh*t done. Will 100% book again.

  • Nadia is really smart.

    My hour with her was packed with idea after idea after idea that, to be frank, I hadn't ever thought of before. Not only was the hour idea-full, but I left with a document of easily organized notes, and an action plan that I could act on lickity split. Overall, 10/10 experience, would book again!

  • Nadia is fun to talk to, honest, practical and wickedly wise when it comes to helping you understand what makes a website work and sell.

    Over the short span of an hour, she managed to give me many great pointers and examples that, when I implement them, I know will improve my website and especially the user experience of my website, drastically. I couldn’t pinpiont why it just wasn’t working for me before, and there was Nadia serving massive clarity on how exactly to improve my copy. Thank you so much! Worth every single penny, highly recommended!

I know some of you keep clicking this link when I put it in my emails, so if you did, here’s a secret hint just for you…fresh Hotline spots will go live in EARLY MARCH 🤫

The price of a Hotline call is £245.

Payment is upfront and non-refundable. If, for any reason, you need to reschedule, just let me know 48 hrs before your call, and we'll sort it out. Promise. 

“I don’t see how you can hate from the outside of the club. You can’t even get in!”

- All 336 subscribers of Extremely Secret Email Club when you, a non-member, try to hustle a slot.

Hotline calls are exclusively available to subscribers of Extremely Secret Email Club. I only drop calls TWICE every year. Keep opening my emails, and you might get lucky. I don’t pre-announce calls because every time I drop them, they sell out within 30 minutes of my calendar going live, so I want first-time bookers and repeat clients to get a fair shot at booking my time.

Why do they sell out? This is the lowest cost way of working with me, live and 1-1. I will never offer 1-1 time at a lower price point. Oh, also, we get SO. MUCH. SOLVED.

  • Well that was the best 60 minutes I've ever spent talking about my business!

    Nadia shared so much copy gold to help me fish for myself and trust and find my voice. I have to admit I went in with 20 different threads going in all directions but with Nadia's help, they are now all pulling in the same direction for the first time.

  • If you get scared of people being honest, want to be nurtured and tip toed around. this is not the service for you!

    If you want your business to flourish, get over a hurdle or propel you into receiving more bookings, then Nadia is for you! She is a rare breed in the business world and more people need to know about her because she is worth absolutely every penny! Thanks again for our session, lightbulb moments galore!

  • Nadia could charge a hell of a lot more than she does for this service, so book it right away - it's a steal!

    Nadia lets you know when what you've written is really silly - but in the best way, that makes you laugh. I left our session knowing exactly what things I needed to change on my website and what pieces of copy just do not work.

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Have you had a session with me and immediately thought,

OMIIIIIGODDDD <INSERT SMALL BUSINESS FRIEND’S NAME> WOULD FRICKIN’ LOVE THIS. IF ONLY THERE WAS AN EASY WAY TO GIFT THEM A HOTLINE SESSION??!?!?

Guess what? You can do that.

How does it work? Unlike buying a Hotline call for yourself, if you gift a Hotline, your pal can cash-in their session anytime. All you have to do is click the button below, answer a few questions and pre-pay for your gifted call.

Once you’ve paid, I’ll email you a really sexy voucher you can either email or print for your loved one, and I’ll send them access to a special calendar to book their session in.

Hotline gifting will go-live in March (at the same time as I drop the regular slots).

  • I was so ready for someone to look inside my business and give me direct feedback I could use to move forward.

    I felt Nadia had a clear picture of my business before we hopped on the call which made me feel so good because I didn't have to spend the entire hour explaining my problems. She was already ready to dive into the action steps and that made the call extra effective." Thanks for being awesome and so kind! I'm sure I'll be back to chat future problems lol! :')

  • By God, she's only bloody well gone and done it again!

    I can see as clearly as Johnny Nash can now the rain has gone, why Nadia gets clients returning. She is a bundle of biz knowledge wrapped up in a beaut Lebanese packaging, with pastry crumbs on top for good measure. The time, effort and love Nadia puts into everything she does is completely invaluable and am 100% confident in saying she will once find me in her calendar slots in the future!

  • Nadia gave me the brutal honesty and generous guidance

    to take my muddled customer journey and marketing and give it a good old makeover. I love that there was a fix and a list of actions to do versus yet another coach glancing over my website and social media and telling me it “looked strong” when it wasn’t converting. Thanks Nadia, you rock!

  • Sometimes you just need someone to tell it to you straight. That someone is Nadia.

    I left that call knowing exactly what I had to do to un-shit-ify my sales page but without feeling like my brain was going to explode (because Nadia not only explained everything super clearly, but as she's the queen of going above and beyond, she also sent me all her notes after). I'm pretty sure that once I've done what Nadia told me to, my sales page is gonna be doing most of the hard work for me so I don't have to bang on about my offer relentlessly on stories.

  • I really like the direct way you address things. You seem able to easily see and resolve issues that I just wouldn't have any idea about or how to start fixing them.

    The crib notes are SO helpful - really prescriptive and comprehensive which shows me you were really listening to everything I was saying and had a solution or a thoughtful response/angle on all the different things we discussed. I could have easily talked for hours more as there was a lot to go at. Also, you're hilarious so it's always a pleasure to chat with you! Thanks Nadia.

  • I always love working with Nadia. She’s brilliant, has tons of knowledge and she always overdelivers.

    This is how the conversation usually goes: Oh my gosh Nadia that is exactly what I was trying to say but couldn’t figure out how to do it-that sounds amazing! You are reading my mind! I love it!!” What I also appreciate is her professionalism-she is on time-she helps me stay focused and she makes sure I leave with something I can use immediately-this time it was help with my story and script for my sales video. Now I feel so much happier and confident in sharing my message. Thank you Nadia 😘🥰🙏🏼

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