Your business is solid. But your strategy is doing you dirty. I can fix that.
Need words that cut to the heart of what you offer? Need a strategy that kicks your product’s ass out into the world? When you’ve got an idea to sell, but you can’t wrap your tongue-brain around how to pitch it, I’ve got you covered.
Here’s what you can hire me for
Strategy 🧑🚀
Whip your fledgling business into (money-making) shape with practical strategies that build on real data, and deliver real emotion. Kind of like coaching but better. This is a 90-minute Business Blitz.
Copy 💬
I’ll steal your voice like Ursula and give your brand legs. We’ll turn your digital real estate into a conversion-inviting, behaviour-changing, delight delivering client engagement machine.
Support 🧠
Twice a year, I drop a fresh batch of Hotline sessions. Book 60-min to drill me for 10 years of digital marketing, web copywriting and service developing know-how. Join Extremely Secret Email Club to benefit.
Kick-start your email marketing with my newsletter-launching course
Motivated to make 2025 the year you say smug things like I just scheduled my newsletter for this week, and email marketing is actually quite fun once you get started?!
Then I think you’ll sh*t the bed when you see what’s waiting for you inside Hit Send.
Over 8 emails and 4 weeks, I’ll help you productify your newsletter, plan a 5-email welcome sequence, generate 30 email ideas to keep your marketing moving beyond our course and launch a sustainable, grow-able email marketing habit for your business.
Only £175 for 4 weeks + Slack support if you get on my list.
Shop my “insanely funny” biz-building workshops
Do you wish there was a place where you could swipe the stuff I teach my clients for, say, under 50 quid? Well, you’re in luck. I own a shop (not an actual brick-and-mortar one. I’m not a f*cking millionaire). And in that shop, you’ll find at least 3 workshops you can buy and watch with popcorn, a can of fizzy, and a notebook.
The most un-boring workshops you’ll ever sit through 🍿
Homepage-in-a-Hurry
As a website copywriter who has written hundreds of website pages, sales pages, homepages and landing pages for small business owners, I know a thing or 12 about crap copy and cruddy designs. If you’ve got a website with 37 competing fonts, giant blocks of centre-aligned copy, and headings that ain’t giving head, you need this.
Launching in less than 2 weeks, waitlist folk get it for £95.
The ONLY template you need to build and write your website 🧱
I’m Nadia, a creative copywriter and business strategist, and I’m going to articulate the sh*t out of your offering.
Together, we’ll plot a master plan that will charm your ideal customer into your (cosy) arms 🤗
Work with me if…
👉 You love your work, but content marketing isn’t your wheelhouse, and you didn’t sign up for all this writing sh*t.
👉 You’re ready to level-up your brand (and boost your billing), but you need to rethink your confusing products + services, revisit your ‘suck it and see’ digital strategy or upgrade the deathly boring words in your online space.
👉You’re excited at the idea of getting expert advice, stellar support, and crystal-clear direction for your business building adventure.
This isn’t magic, it’s science
Like a Pokémon trainer in a battle arena, we’ll evolve your strategy and words from Charmander to Charizard.
Ponder
Book a 30-minute chat, and tell me what's going on for you and your business.
To support you is to understand you, so let's take it from the top 🎬
Plot
We pinpoint the source of your business bottleneck, and we plot a course of action.
Ready to refocus, reload and relaunch your business? 🚀
Action
I crank out the miracle machine and transform your biz into irresistible digital real estate.
Still you, but pumped and proud ‘cos your business is GLOWING 🤩
Guaranteed crowd pleaser 💸
Nadia is a genius! I could not have relaunched my new website without her.
She helped me understand how to really bring my voice to my writing and gave me so many amazing snippets of copy along the way. I now not only have a website that I'm proud to send people to but also tonnes of core copy for all my other marketing.
— Skye Ferguson, Skye PR
You get so much more than copy when you work with Nadia, and I wouldn't consider hiring anyone else for business copy in future.
Working with Nadia was an absolute bloody delight from start to finish. She has a robust, clear process that makes you as the business owner feel from day one that your message is in safe hands…
— Katy Prince, Squirm Free School of Business
The whole process of working with you felt like falling in love with our business idea all over again
- you made us laugh, you made us cry (happy tears, I should add) and you made us shout, HELL YEAH, when we read the beautiful ways you'd interpreted our business and what we're setting out to do.
— Natalie Pearce, The Future Kind Collective